How?!

Ok, so I am eating lime and salt popcorn (thank you, Orville Redenbachers)...don't you ever wonder how on earth people thought of these things? Who thought to shove popcorn kernels and oil and lime juice and salt into a tiny paper bag lined with what, wax and chemicals? and suck the air out, then stick it in a microwave (yet another insane invention), and then wait for the kernels to pop, AND THEN..............eat it?!

How do people come up with these things? Or things like bread...how was that invented?? Who thought to take ground up wheat, yeast (whatever that really is), salt (how did we decide to start eating that? And how come we didn't confuse it for sand? Is that even a possibility? I don't know.), water, and whatever else goes into bread...mix it together...heat it up, let it rise, watch it cool, and then eat it. WHAT?!

Don't even get me started on some of the super crazy things like cell phones or the internet.

I will probably never really understand. I suppose that's okay.

P.S. I am obsessed with the song In for the Kill, Let's Get Ravey Remix, by La Roux. It's really good when you listen to it loudly in your car with your eyes closed...try it.

P.P.S. check out my friend's blog: www.olivia-goingcommando.blogspot.com. It's hilarious and I promise you'll like it!